livingisthecure:

Pizza my friend made:

One premade crust

10 yukon gold potatoes chopped up

2 cups of semen

1/2 cup slugs

1/2 cup leeches

4 inflamed appendices cut in thirds

A pint of children’s tears

Put it all on the crust and bake for 45 minutes or until the slugs are screaming and the semen is bubbling.

stuffilikeandthinkabout:

I make a damn good pizza.

amyk87:

My brother in-law bought me a whole #vegetarian #pizza to myself for dinner. I can hardly eat 2 pieces let alone 8 😰 (Taken with instagram)

phagosome:

Pasta with cream cheese and spinach by Isabela.C on Flickr.

prettyyumyum:

mushroom, goat cheese & leek tart

veganmomma:

Simple Taco Pizza

nutritiousnomz:

Cinnamon Raisin Cheesy Apple Sandwich. If you have a panini press, make this now! If you don’t, then cook this baby up in a pan with a little bit of earth balance. 

Ingredients

• 2 Slices Cinnamon Raisin Ezekiel Bread
• 1 Slice Mozzarella Cheese
• 1/2 Sliced Honeycrisp Apple    

phoods:

(via hot cocoa pancakes valentine’s day » The First Mess)