Pizza my friend made:
One premade crust
10 yukon gold potatoes chopped up
2 cups of semen
1/2 cup slugs
1/2 cup leeches
4 inflamed appendices cut in thirds
A pint of children’s tears
Put it all on the crust and bake for 45 minutes or until the slugs are screaming and the semen is bubbling.
i’ve posted this before but…i need to post it again. it’s just so….sexy..
SHE’S GOING TO CRAWL ALL AROUND THE CAT WALK DURING GOVERNMENT HOOKER. OMG PLZ.
