look whos laughing now ahahahahaha

look whos laughing now ahahahahaha

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TRUE FRIENDSHIP IS BEING ABLE TO HAVE A CONVERSATION ENTIRELY IN CAPS LOCK

(Source: fezzingly)


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kirsten wants the first mouthful of perez hilton’s pussy


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2 notes   -   Posted 6 months ago

  • Me: I think you need to google the anatomy of a cat because you clearly don't know what their ears are for
  • Jack: I think you need to google the anatomy of my fucks because I'm not giving any
  • Me: You don't need to google the anatomy of a cunt because you have a lot of experience with one, being one yourself
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inspiredpandamonium replied to your post: I’M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK BITCHES

you were gone? :P

 parparazzi replied to your postI’M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK BITCHES

ew fuk of

 nialls-boy-toy replied to your postI’M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK BITCHES

u left? Didn’t notice x

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Lovers:
parparazzi
nialls-boy-toy
paynen
gagasdirtypony
littlemonsterhelp
thenurseontheright
kanemura
marinasdemons
micahhangelo
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3 notes   -   Posted 7 months ago

I will be leaving tumblr for the next month (roughly) to reduce the distractions I have during this very important exam period of mine.

Kirsten/parparazzi will be in control of it, so any lesbian porn or pictures of repulsive individuals that come onto your dash are not my fault.

xoxo
Philly


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parparazzi replied to your post: 18

LAUREN OR DANIEL

actually neither. Lauren was the second person to come to mind, though :)


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crocsans replied to your post: why are you insecure about your face? you’re really cute :)

at least u dont look like max

 parparazzi replied to your postwhy are you insecure about your face? you’re really cute :)

MICHAEL SToP

you guys :)


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3 notes   -   Posted 8 months ago

parparazzi asked:
5, 11 + 18

oh hey gurlfriend

5- My childhood career choice was (i think) a vet.
11- 5 things on my bucket list (because I don’t really have a bucket list, and 10 is too many for now)

  1. Go to London
  2. Go to America
  3. Have a boyfriend
  4. Adopt one or two kids
  5. Become a well-known chef
  6. Have sex with kirsten
xoxo Philly

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parparazzi replied to your post: parparazzi replied to your post: You brighten up…

no its just cute aw

I KNOW!!
Anons make my life complete 


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Posted 8 months ago

parparazzi replied to your post: You brighten up my day

o babe xoxoxoxox

oh it was you?


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parparazzi replied to your post: parparazzi replied to your post: parparazzi…

omf this is one of the best things you’ve ever said. NIGHT BABE xoxoxo

luv you :) xoxoxox


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parparazzi replied to your post: parparazzi replied to your post: parparazzi…

drunk on water o michael

fuk off kirsty i’ve been drinking vodka slushies and i dn[t know what’ in them exactly

im going to sleepy-ville


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