Right now: there’s a hole in the floor and we can see the class below us so we tied a cheeto to a piece of yarn and we’re trying to communicate with this girl but so far she hasn’t noticed
Lololollllll
(Source: teen-heat)
Pizza my friend made:
One premade crust
10 yukon gold potatoes chopped up
2 cups of semen
1/2 cup slugs
1/2 cup leeches
4 inflamed appendices cut in thirds
A pint of children’s tears
Put it all on the crust and bake for 45 minutes or until the slugs are screaming and the semen is bubbling.
