moontopmountain: do cats worry about ending up living alone with socially awkward teenagers
Kid I babysit: There's a monster under my bed!!
Me: That's silly, there's no such thing as mo...
Me: OH GOD IT'S TEARING MY ARM!
Me: Kidding. He only eats kids.
Me: Good night.
queefjerkey: my hidden talent is letting all of my homework and other obligations pile up until the very last minute so i can crack under the pressure and have a mental breakdown
jumping-ships: dink-182: perlahaha: hey baby, if it’s not too much treble, i’d really like to ‘B’ with you … naturally. howling omg omfg this is perfect
FUK DA GOBERMINT!: ugh, i just want to spit on... →
anthagio: ugh, i just want to spit on every single person bitching about the btwb in comparison to tmb. you’re not comparing the first btwb show to the first mb show. you’re comparing an entire 800 year-long tour to one show. when you think of tmb, you don’t think of that time she fell, or that time she lip…
After you die, it is believed that you have 7 minutes of brain activity left inside you, and in the 7 minutes you experience your entire life over, in a kind of dream… Because in a dream time is stretched. So if this is the case, what if right now you’re in that 7 minutes. How do you know if you’re alive or just reliving old memories. Because I would force myself to forget Madonna’s...
My new set of HeartBeats arrived today, but my...
immiqrant: if you ever think of saving your McDonalds for later because you’re kind of craving stale french fries and cold chicken, don’t. I’m so upset right now.
parparazzi asked: werk dem followers. you deserve them. *raises whiskey*
alex-jandro: OMG I LEGIT SAW THIS PONY IN SOMEONE’S FRONT YARD THIS MORNING AND DAD WOULDN’T STOP THE CAR SO I COULDN’T TAKE A PHOTO OF THIS PONY OR MAYBE IT WAS A HORSE. BUT I DON’T KNOW BUT WHAT IT WAS BUT WHAT WHERE THEY DOING WITH A PONY THIS IS LIVERPOOL FOR GODS SAKE.
inspiredpandamonium replied to your post: inspiredpandamonium replied to your post:… If anything, You did :3
inspiredpandamonium replied to your post: inspiredpandamonium replied to your post: I am… i was more so commenting that you said her tallent is disappearing slowly… Sorry, are you implying that she had talent to begin with?
inspiredpandamonium replied to your post: I am slowly dying like Katy Perry’s originality Slowly? I’m hanging onto the creativity of others (Yahoo Answers)
I am slowly dying like Katy Perry's originality
yeezytaughtme: the sound of their little feet
beyawnce: let’s play everyone’s favorite game:...
I want someone to post a tutorial of the Scheiße...
immiqrant: I disowned the remander of my high school friends when I met up with them over the holidays and they told me they didn’t like the Marry The Night video and it was “weird”