February 2012
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electrashart:
YOLO
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thecockmnstrr:
trollthisway:
electrashart:
calltherapist:
like this post if you want jason to leak his nudes
if this makes it to 50 notes in the next 5 minutes i’ll post something
i don’t know who these two people are
but like this post
lmao1!!!!
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icanbethequeef:
R.I.P austin dutcher, cause of death, too much laughter from tmis and embarrassing stories all night
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One time I was walking down the street and I had an icecream, and the icecream was melting and tasting bad, so I threw it over my shoulder and it landed on someone’s letter box and they saw me and was so angry that they chased me down the street and I had to hide in someone’s bushes.
sexyntwisted:
I AM LEGITIMATELY FUCKING CRYING.
I CANNOT BREATHE. THSE STORIES.
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vaginacellphone:
this is me reading all your stories and seeing that u r all freaky and i love it
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Send me some embarrassing stories!
Here
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dropthecoke:
icanbethequeef replied to your post: vaginacellphone replied to your post: gayunic0rn…
I’ll tell you a story of a kid in my class in grade 3, michael witiker had to go to the bath room so bad that he was bouncing up n down begging to go and the teacher said no until we heard a smush and smelt it cause he shit himself on da way downlol
OMFGSD EWthe FUCK
I hope my brother fails his university course :)
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hmuifyoureblack:
What if her wish before she blew out her candles was to die
Watchtyleroakley:
vaginacellphone:
me walking down the aisle in church to receive the body of christ
Just as Godga would have it.
Quoth the raven.
“Ya nasty.”
neffyy:
I need a boyfriend.
My brother always gets his period when I come home...
I recieved a merit in Biology for 'Working Well'
I’ve spent almost the whole lesson on tumblr.
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