Scheiße

Someone: That girl needs to dye her hair, her roots are terrible!
Me: Lady Gaga colors her hair every three weeks.
Someone: I had chicken last night and it was amazing!
Me: Lady Gaga ordered chicken on a date one time.
Someone: Hey can we go to the store? I'm out of shampoo.
Me: Lady Gaga uses Aussie brand shampoo.

wantyoupopheart:

THIS!

livindeliberately:

gagastolemyurl:

Remember when Gaga thought it’d be a good idea to perform high on coke?

best

bitch are you ok?

Anonymous

Nope :)

wilde-about-you:

Truth.

what's wrong?

Anonymous

Everything. I had a huge breakdown at school last week, and since then I’ve been feeling depressed, with headaches and nausea.
Welcome to the life of GagasKitchen~~